Oh God, please make it stop. I feel as if I lost IQ points just stumbling upon this worthless product!

What they promise

Vibro Shape Belt to lose weight

Vibro shape is an AB toning system which uses a unique oscillating massage action to tone up specific body parts – waist and abs, hips, buns, thighs, arms and other problem areas. It is a smart and easy way to get the body you want without effort and in the comfort of your own home. Vibro Shape has dual motors and is an upsell for Vibro Belt. The Vibro-Shape Belt is a professional vibrating belt conceived to efficiently tone parts of the body including abs, thighs, butts, calves, and shoulders. This belt makes use of a distinct oscillating massage move for improving blood circulation whereby detoxifying and reducing weight. Fat deposits are broken down and water retention if any is eliminated. Its integrated heat feature is great for relieving your calf, leg, and back muscles. Get the benefit of a complete exercise session but without actually working hard. This slimming waist belt is designed to easily fit waist sizes in the range of 24 – 55 inches and comes with 5 high power and 5 low power options to choose from. Since the belt includes a carrying case, you can carry it anywhere easily while its universal adapter lets you charge it wherever you are.

Their target customer

Face it, anyone who understands physical fitness and what it takes in order to become fit and trim already knows what it takes in order to achieve these objectives. This product is targeted towards those who have little understanding of physiology and nutrition and might also be the proverbial couch potato who puts little to no effort into anything other than trips to graze in the kitchen.

You cannot spot tone or spot reduce problem areas on your body!

These hucksters promise that you can spot tone areas as you can see in their advertisement; tone up specific body parts – waist and abs, hips, buns, thighs, arms and other problem areas.  Targeted fat loss, often referred to as spot reduction, is not possible and there is absolutely no scientific evidence to suggest that you can burn fat on specific areas of your body. Building strong abdominal muscles will never give you 6-pack abs if those muscles are hiding behind body fat. It is not possible to reduce fat in one area by exercising that body part alone. Muscle growth in a region does not reduce fat in that region. Instead, fat is lost from the entire body as a result of diet and regular exercise. Anyone who tells you otherwise are either ignorant of the facts, or a bold faced liar. This is the truth!

Weight loss and toning takes planning and effort. It is not always easy!

They sell you on this being a smart and easy way to get the body you want without effort and in the comfort of your own home. No, there is nothing smart about this product, it is designed to those who want to only exert minimum effort at getting a better body. If your health and your body are not worth a little effort, save your money or throw it my way. Smart weight loss and toning require effort on your part. You have to have your nutrition under control by eating only wholesome foods. You have to burn more calories than you consume in order to lose body fat. You cannot continue to sit on the couch, watching television while eating ice cream and think you are going to get a better body with this worthless device.

This belt will not detoxify your body, and water loss is not body fat loss!

They claim this belt makes use of a distinct oscillating massage move for improving blood circulation whereby detoxifying and reducing weight. Fat deposits are broken down and water retention if any is eliminated.

Your liver, kidneys, and sweat glands are the primary players in your body’s ongoing effort to remove toxins and waste products naturally. You might find articles that make claims that you can detox through sweating, however, what you lose through your sweat glands is insignificant to that which you lose through your liver and kidneys. It’s up to your kidneys to filter your blood for the waste products your body doesn’t need. Drinking more fluids — especially water — ensures that your body is working to eliminate as many toxins through your urine as it needs to each day.

Get the benefit of a complete exercise session but without actually working hard.

The bold red line is straight from their advertisement. If you believe that you can get the same benefit from this worthless piece of junk as you can from a complete exercise session, you might actually deserve to be parted from your money.

Please, do not ever buy into anything so ridiculous, you are better and smarter than this!