Holy cow, an entire gym in such a tiny box! It almost has to be too good to be true, don’t you think? 500 Calories burned from the couch! This just makes me giddy as a school girl! I really just can’t believe this, I believe I will sell off all of my home gym…
Category: Worthless Fitness Equipment, Save Your Money
Ab Doer 360, Just Don’t!
Ab Doer 360 Wow, just think, for three easy payments of $66.65 or one payment of $199.95, you too can have an Ab Doer 360 (or damn fancy office chair) to hang your laundry from too. Why would you hang laundry from this fancy chair masquerading as a piece of fitness equipment you may ask?…
Vibro Shape Slimming Belt Review, Do They Think We are Stupid?
Oh God, please make it stop. I feel as if I lost IQ points just stumbling upon this worthless product! What they promise Vibro Shape Belt to lose weight Vibro shape is an AB toning system which uses a unique oscillating massage action to tone up specific body parts – waist and abs, hips, buns,…
Lumen Metabolism Tracker Review
Have you seen the Lumen Metabolism Tracker and thought it might be something that would come in handy with your weight loss journey? Do you have an extra $300 US to burn on useless gimmicks that promise to help you optimize your metabolism for fat burning? If you are like most people during this age…
Losing IQ Points, Fat Freezing Belt Review
Have you ever felt dumber just by reading something that got your attention? I’m reasonably sure I lost a few IQ points by checking out this advertisement for the Fat Freezing Belt. Look, I will admit to not being a rocket scientist, nor an astrophysicist, but I do have a pretty good knowledge of nutrition,…
The Skinny on Skinny Up Weight Loss Drops
Have you seen this product and considered buying it in order to lose that stubborn weight that just will not go away no matter how hard you have tried in the past? If you did buy this bogus product, did you feel a little less intelligent once you figured out that you had been scammed?…
Squat Magic Review
Just when you think worthless gym equipment cannot get any dumber, along comes Squat Magic! Please, if you think this worthless contraption is worth your hard earned cash, and that it will give you good results, raise your right hand. Is your hand raised? Good, now take that raised right hand and slap some sense…
Waist Trimming Belts Waste Your Money!
I swear, I have come to believe these waist trimming belts were invented by vampires for vampires, they just will not die a natural death and go away permanently. I’m actually not sure when these stupid things were invented, but I can remember seeing them all over the place as early as the 1980’s. There…
Everybody Needs a Shake Weight!
The Shake Weight is a light weight dumbbell in which the weights on either end are attached to the handle by a spring. It is marketed by a company called Fitness IQ, and can be purchased online, in some retail stores, and from television infomercials. As one who has dedicated my life to being physically fit,…
OYO Personal Gym Review, Can I Sell You a Bridge?
I created a new series titled “Worthless Fitness Equipment” with the sole intent of helping people to avoid spending their hard earned cash on pieces of junk that will allegedly help them to build a fitter and trimmer body. If you are a serous fitness buff, you already know that these contraptions are worth about…